Welcome to the Most Magical Hash on Earth – where fairy tales involve flour marks, false trails, and questionable life choices!
We stagger forth once a month (usually Sundays at 11:00 am, give or take a beer) for a 2–4 mile “fun run” that’s heavy on the fun and suspiciously light on the running.
As a proudly visitor-friendly kennel, we’re always ready to throw together a spontaneous trail or, at minimum, a highly disciplined drinking practice.
Bring hydration (BYOB unless you enjoy watching others drink), sunscreen, bug spray, and whatever form of protection best suits your current life decisions.
Most importantly, bring friends — especially virgins — because nothing says hospitality like leading newcomers into the woods and teaching them songs they can’t un-hear. On-on!
Next Hash – SUNDAY, March15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Theme: The Ides of March Toga Hash
Start: PNC Bank in Hunters Creek
13583 Hunters Oak Dr
Orlando, FL 32837
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Hares: Fire in the Hole & You Otta Miata
Trail Info: Hear ye, hear ye, you drunken degenerates of the trail! In honor of the Ides of March, the hash will be going full Roman debauchery with a Toga Hash, because nothing says “historic tradition” like a bunch of half-drunk hashers stumbling through the city dressed like discount senators from a toga party at Caesar’s frat house. If you already own a toga, congratulations – you’re either prepared or deeply suspicious. If not, simply bring a sheet and your fellow hashers will happily wrap, knot, pin, and otherwise engineer something that will probably fall apart halfway through trail. Remember: historically accurate togas were a symbol of dignity… which we will absolutely ruin.
This particular trail is also a birthday hash celebrating two of our favorite harriettes: Fire in the Hole and You Otta Miata. Expect birthday shenanigans, extra drinking, questionable Roman-themed punishments, and probably several attempts to recreate the fall of the Roman Empire using nothing but beer and poor decisions. Come prepared for trail, revelry, and enough toga-related wardrobe malfunctions to make Julius Caesar himself whisper “Et tu, Brute?” before grabbing another beer.
Dog Friendly trail and circle, but not on-after.
On-after: TBD
Start time: 11:00 AM
On-On!
Trail length: Turkey ~3 Miles stroller/scooter/bicycle friendly
Eagle >3 Miles not sure about shiggy yet… be surprised!
Shiggy Rating: TBD
Wet Feet?: TBD
Cost: $3 and BYOB or $10 to the hares if you want a few drinks from their stash & you were too lazy to go to the store and get what you like!
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