Welcome to the Most Magical Hash on Earth – where fairy tales involve flour marks, false trails, and questionable life choices!
We stagger forth once a month (usually Sundays at 11:00 am, give or take a beer) for a 2–4 mile “fun run” that’s heavy on the fun and suspiciously light on the running.
As a proudly visitor-friendly kennel, we’re always ready to throw together a spontaneous trail or, at minimum, a highly disciplined drinking practice.
Bring hydration (BYOB unless you enjoy watching others drink), sunscreen, bug spray, and whatever form of protection best suits your current life decisions.
Most importantly, bring friends — especially virgins — because nothing says hospitality like leading newcomers into the woods and teaching them songs they can’t un-hear. On-on!
Next Hash – Sunday, October 25, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Theme: JakeOff’s Industrial Steampunk Hash
Start: 11341 United Way, Orlando, FL 32824, United States
Hares: JakeOff & No Toe
Trail Info: Let’s be honest. We know that you’re tired of those endless, monotonous, bucolic nature walks we call hashes. You’re so desperate to abandon those pristine greenfields in favor of the littered, weed-choked, brownfields of industrial Orlando. Get back to factories, warehouses, fetid canals, truck parks, junk yards, train tracks, smoke, steam, and diesel fumes. JakeOff promises this is the hash for you. All he asks is that you come run in your best theme attire. Don those gloves, hardhats, welding goggles, sweaty shirts, steel-toed boots, or some sort of steampunk attire. Get dirty – yeh – come as you are.
On-after: TBD
Start time: 11:00 AM
On-On!
Trail length: TBD
Shiggy Rating: TBD
Wet Feet?:
Cost: $3 and BYOB or $10 to the hares if you want a few drinks from their stash & you were too lazy to go to the store and get what you like!
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